Normal people: Aw, look at the couple. They're so cute!
Me: I wonder if they've fucked yet.
When you order pizza and the doorbell rings; →
wowfunniestposts: this blog is hilarious
A Faithful Boyfriend
Boy: Uhhm, Hi?
Girl: Can I Have Your Number? ;D
Boy: I Dont Know, Wanna Ask My Girlfriend?
boys: dude i've fucked like 20 girls
everyone: whoa bro get some
girls: i've had sex with like 5 guys
everyone: you fucking slut
me: one time i hugged a tree at camp
jamieshin: sikesuckaa: medammit: infamously-corrupted: nickelsleeve: 1612th: a living example of the American education system’s success You are incredibly…stupid. This girl man……I hope scientist take April 25 off the calendar just because of her AHAHAHA man i crack myself up. LOL btw…….scientist…..created…..the calendar…. Is she serious, or…. HAHHAH “This is what society...
When tumblr makes changes without letting me know...
How I react whenever I get a compliment:
Need a laugh? Click here!
Reblog if you didn't find Tumblr through MTV
food-is-my-mood: Tumblr was on MTV? sweet jesus the notes!
Those friends that check up on you.
delacruuz: The ones that randomly send you a message asking how you are. It shows that they really care about you. That no matter how busy their life may be, they always find time for you. Sure, some people are just naturally friendly but it proves that there’s still true friends out there in a sea of fakes. If you have one of these, don’t neglect them. There’s not many of them left.
I hate that I'm always up at night while everyone...
who-started-this-fuckery: I’m all like: everybody else is like: